You never realize how awkward West Indian dishes sound until you try to offer it to your American friend

  • me: hey you want some cook up?
  • friend: o_O what?
  • me: some rice. just rice.

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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teach-me-ill-teach-you:

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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LOL.

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fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

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